There's a saying that dates back to who knows when..."Good things come in small packages". In all fairness, my own personal belief is that, as people, we come in all shapes, sizes, colors, etc...We also have very different idea's when it comes to beauty. While I cannot lie, if I had a fashion show to put on...rather WHEN I do, I'll have tall, waify, young women, with high cheek-bones, and preciously innocent faces, cherub lips etc prancing gracefully down the runway...HOWEVER, that's one part of a very detailed puzzle in life. At sixty inches tall ( and ok, 5'1 barely if I stand up as straight as I possibly can) it's extremely hurtful to hear people say that only "Glamazons" are beautiful. I'm short, I'm sweet...and the right parts of me come to the right points. The contours of my body are soft, graceful, and strong. My cheekbones are high...though I'm technically not. In a waiting room recently, somebody asked me if I did modeling for cosmetics...because " your eyes are doe eyes...with knowing behind them...your lips are perfectly shaped...and your face...THAT face! I'm surprised your not a model...are you really not??" Well, that about made my month...and then today, when a group of (probably) eleven year old boys said to me "Hey you wanna spray?" They were using the hose to wash (likely their parents') cars... then after I held my arms up to the sky, spun around gracefully like a ballerina, and got absolutely soaked...in a tight white tee...one of the guys turned to his friend and as I'm bouncing away said "Damn...what a babe!" Well now THAT made my month again...and then I came home.
Somebody for whom I hold a great amount of respect for... who has the ability to completely deflate my ego...or send it the opposite direction and souring to the moon... said " well, don't be too excited, one day they'll grow up and realize we're in Los Angeles...and we've got models here". To this my heart sank...and truthfully so did a little of my soul...Foolish on my part to let myself be hurt...foolish of my friend for knowing he could hurt me.
So, here's my very wise take on today...first of all, good things come in all sizes...be it a set of head-lights on a car...or on a girl. ;) Second...for whatever reason, we are unable to alarm our hearts as we do our homes, or our business vaults, etc...and this is an issue. Third, there's nothing wrong with being a "Glamazon"...more power to you...
BUT if for any reason, any man, woman, or child thinks for one second that a tall, skinny, busty babe knows more what she's doing than me??? Well then, I've got four words for you... LITTLE...BUT OH MY.
In every sense of these words...anything going through your dirty,or well poised minds right now, your all absolutely correct...It's quality not quantity...less is more...and this "little" babe not only packs one hell of a punch...but you bet your ass I can back up the "Oh My" better than most.
"Little...But Oh My"!
Todays Alphabet
A- ABSO-F*CK*NG-LUTELY
B- BABE
C- COME ON...I DARE YOU
D- DAMN STRAIGHT
E- EXCUSE MY UN-LADY-LIKE LANGUAGE
F- YUP
G- GOOD IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT
H- HIS HINY ASS CAN K*SS MINE
I- INEVITABLE
J- JUST YOU WAIT
K- LOVE
L- LITTLE
M- MELLI
N- NOPE
O- OH MY
P- PRECIOUS
Q- QUITE KINDLY
R- RAUNCHY? SOMETIMES
S- SEXY/SASSY/STEALTHY/STRONG/SWEETER THAN ANY OTHER
T- TRY ME
U- ULTRA EGO
V- VERY MUCH IN LOVE
W- WINDING IT DOWN
X- MARKS THE SPOT...
Y- YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW???
Z- ZEPHYR
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